Show Me Your Melbourne: My Dream Date in the City
- Victoria English Rose
- Jun 26
- 3 min read
A touring escort’s fantasy night with someone who knows exactly how to have fun.
I’m not from Melbourne—but every time I visit, I fall in lust with it all over again.
The laneways. The coffee. The rum cocktails. The way the city feels like it’s always on the brink of something strange and sexy happening.
I’ll be touring Melbourne soon, and I don’t just want to work. I want to play.
So if you’re the kind of person who loves showing someone new around your city—and you’ve been thinking about booking a date with a Melbourne touring escort while I’m in town—here’s your invitation.
Take me out. Show me your version of Melbourne. Let’s make a night of it.

Start With Coffee. Always.
I don’t care if it’s in Fitzroy, Collingwood, South Yarra, or some secret laneway café hidden behind a gallery... you can fill me up with all the coffee.
Let’s meet somewhere quiet enough to flirt, close enough that your knee can brush mine. If you’re the kind of person who kisses on the first date, this is probably where I’ll find out.
Rollerskating at St Kilda Beach
Take me rollerskating along the beachfront path at St Kilda as the sun goes down. I want to hold your hand, laugh too loudly, and kiss you mid-roll while the breeze catches my hair.
Let’s be messy. Let’s fall over. Let’s make everyone around us blush with the PDA.
Get Lost in the Laneways
Melbourne’s laneways were made for lovers. Show me the street art at Hosier Lane, the hidden nooks you’ve discovered, the weird little shop or gallery you think I’d like.
Take me to that one bar you only tell your favourite people about. Let’s stumble across something wild. I want to say things like, “Oh fuck, that looks cool—let’s go check it out.”
You don’t need a plan. You just need to be up for the adventure.
Fancy Steak and Late-Night Mischief
If you’re hungry for more, let’s get a table at one of Melbourne’s legendary late-night restaurants—maybe a hidden steakhouse on Hardware Lane or a wine bar in Carlton with dim lights and velvet booths.
Feed me. Flirt with me. Let your thigh brush mine under the table.
Then?
Let’s go dancing. Or find a club that doesn’t close until morning. Or visit one of Melbourne’s more adventurous venues—yes, I’m talking about those kinds of clubs. I’ll be the woman on your arm who knows how to melt into the moment, no matter how wicked it gets.
Cocktails, my favourite is a Queens Park Hotel
Take me somewhere that makes a proper cocktail—somewhere dim, intimate, and a little bit cheeky. Maybe Black Pearl on Brunswick Street, or Eau de Vie hidden down a laneway in the CBD.
Order me a Queens Park Hotel—a classic rum drink with lime, mint, and bitters. When the bartender asks how I like it, tell them to make it how you think I would it.
I’ll watch your face as they pick up which rum you've told them. I’ll taste the first sip and tell you that you were right. And if the night’s heading where I think it is? Let’s grab the ingredients and make another back at the hotel. Just us, barefoot, with rum on our lips and very little else between us.

Let’s Go Out and Get a Little Wicked
If you know where to take me dancing, I’m yours.
I love somewhere with music that makes you lose track of time. Try Revolver Upstairs if you want that late-night throb of deep house and bodies moving together. Or The Toff in Town for something smoother and more intimate.
And if things are getting spicy?
Take me to Abode Club, Melbourne’s luxurious and welcoming sex-positive venue in North Melbourne. Or Between Friends, a curated members-only experience for those who love play, conversation, and connection in equal measure. It’s not about swinging. It’s about curiosity and consent and pleasure—and I adore that.
Whether we end up somewhere exclusive or end up tangled in hotel sheets before midnight, what I want most is someone who’ll whisper, “Let’s see where this goes,” and actually mean it.
Want to Be the One to Show Me Around?
I’m touring Melbourne soon—and I’m looking for someone to spend time with. Someone curious. Playful. Open-minded. Someone who knows where the good coffee is and isn’t afraid of getting a little lost along the way.
I offer GFE-style escort dates in Melbourne for respectful, emotionally intelligent lovers who want more than just a transaction. This is companionship with spark. Pleasure with presence. An experience you’ll feel for days.
Book the date. Plan the night. Let’s get silly, sweaty, and just a little bit unforgettable.
I can’t wait to see your version of the ideal Melbourne date.
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